|I was in the church of Santa Maria in Trastevere, in Rome,|
and I saw this child's mother give him a coin and heard
her tell him he could light precisely one candle.
Well, i ragazzi saranno i ragazzi. Mom moved away,
and the kid lit his one candle, then proceeded
to add about 10 more! (She didn't scold him, btw.)
[To see more "ones" visit tnchick's meme.]