where's the beef?

It's SO free-range, it managed to

free-range its way right out of the case!

This PC beef can be found (or not) in

a charming little grocery in Ipswich, Mass.

'tis the season

Went with friends David and Michael to get 

a Christmas tree. Included in the deal

was a big bag of birdseed (?).  We browsed 

a bit—and we were definitely enchanted.  

So is your tree real or fake?